No 9/22 or (nor?) 9/29 Show

My company has decided I need to do different shows for the next couple of weeks. It's at the office, the only activity is work, radio is not involved, and my shows are canceled.

But don't worry, I should be back by 10/6. Apart from that, I'm not sure what else to say except maybe "Jerry Boobjacket". The reason being that before I posted this, if you were to an internet search for "Jerry Boobjacket", you wouldn't find anything. And I just don't think that's right.

9/15/06 Show - Love Part 3: The Sex

Yes, part 3 in my 3-part series of love. Sex. The final piece in a madman's demon self-portrait. First we covered the tears. Then we rebounded with sweetness. Now it's back to tears again. In an effort to bring sexy back, all of the songs I played have to do with sex. As part of that same effort, I made sure that none of them referenced being raped anally by a bear. That will be another show.

As if to give you an a propos wry little chuckle, this particular show was shorter than normal. I'm back to 2-hours now. There were also some technical problems. Are you still chuckling a propos-ly? Well knock it off. A few of the songs suffered from brief hiccups. Like tiny bits of songs kept cutting out. Sadly, the sputtering gay orgasm part of "Relax" was affected by this. Me later saying, "sputtering gay orgasm" was affected too. But don't let it ruin our precious time together. If you listen to the mp3 and the problem starts happening, hang in there. Stay strong. It usually goes away after a couple of minutes and we're all somehow better for it:

Love Part 3 - Sex Sex Sex XXX

Here's that playlist, tiger(ess):

Sex, I'm A... - Berlin
Fountain Of Filth - Devo
Melt! - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Fuck the Pain Away - Peaches
Beat My Guest - Adam and the Ants
***Guilty Pleasure*** Sugar Walls - Sheena Easton
Can't Make Love - Wall of Voodoo
Orgasm Addict - The Buzzcocks
Warm Leatherette - The Normal
Sexy Boy - Air
You Suck - Cosolidated with The Yeastie Girlz
Sex Me Up - Datarock
I Want You Now - Depeche Mode
Sextown U.S.A. - Sparks
Relax - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
Sex Dwarf - Soft Cell
Seedy Films - Soft Cell
Dirty Business - The Dresden Dolls
Ooh La La - Goldfrapp
Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush
Soft As Snow But Warm Inside - My Bloody Valentine
I Just Want To Sleep With You - Psychedelic Furs
Inside You - Pop Will Eat Itself
Nice Guy Eddie - Sleeper
Bad Boys Get Spanked - The Pretenders
Let's Go To Bed - The Cure
Turning Japanese - The Vapours
Don't Be Square (Be There) - Adam and the Ants

9/8/06 - Love Part 2: The Sweet

Just in time for Grandparents Day, I go undercover to investigate the happier, sweeter side of romance in this, the second installment of my 3-part series about love. In my research, I was able to learn a little something about love but like many others, I'm still left with many questions about the song, "Devil Went Down To Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. First and foremost: The Devil won that fiddling contest, right? Because isn't that totally amazing fiddle feedback thing the Devil plays a hundred times better than that high-school-band piece-of-crap tune Johnny plays? And since the Devil is so clearly better, why does he lay the golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet? What kind of one-sided bet was that anyway, your eternal soul for a fiddle? Shouldn't it have been something like Johnny's soul or the eradication of Evil? If the Devil went down to Georgia cause he was looking for a soul to steal, why does he arrange what appears to be an honest competition? And who was judging that contest? Was it an honor-system kind of thing? With the Devil? If you're Johnny, what do you even want with a golden fiddle? Does a golden fiddle really sound good to play vs. a wooden instrument? Does he think he's going to display it in his home and tell people the story of how he beat the Devil? Who's going to believe that? Was it really necessary or wise to invite the Devil to come on back if he ever wants to try again? Cause what does Johnny need, a second golden fiddle? Why would the Devil need an invitation anyway?

Anyway, I realize that since the world's finest scholars have been completely baffled by these questions for the last 26 years, there's certainly no way I'm going to get to the bottom of it. What I can tell you about, through the power of song and music-playing devices, is love. Take rocket ride on this mp3 to the moon of love:

Love Part 2 - The Sweet Goodness

Playlist time:

Lovers of Loving Love - Aquabats
Baby, Sign Here With Me - Henry Badowski
She's A Sensation - The Ramones
You Got Me - VHS or Beta
Love Action - Human League
Pure - The Lightning Seeds
Together - Suede
The Perfect Girl - The Cure
Heaven - Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry
Pretty Baby - Blondie
I Like You - Morrissey
English Rose - The Jam
Work For Love - Ministry
Lips Like Sugar - Echo and the Bunnymen
United - Throbbing Gristle
Another Girl, Another Planet - The Only Ones
Fall - Psychedelic Furs
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic - The Police
You Trip Me Up - The Jesus and Mary Chain
Number 1 - Goldfrapp
Be Near Me - ABC
Love You More - The Buzzcocks
The Start Of Something - Voxtrot
****Guilty Pleasure***I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness
24 Hours - The Sounds
Lover - Roxy Music
Rent - Pet Shop Boys
Pulled Up - Talking Heads
Mix Tape = Love - The Tah-Dahs
Girl From Mars - Ash
Lovers Rock - The Clash
O Baby - Siouxsie and the Banshees
Love Song - The Damned
Love Song - The Cure
Losing Streak - Eels
Oh Oh, I Love Her So - The Ramones
Hit - The Sugarcubes
Indian Summer - The Doors
October Love Song - Chris and Cosey
Wonderful - Adam Ant
You're Quiet - Brendan Benson
It Must Be Love - Madness

No 9/1/06 Show - Aww Shit!!!

Pirate Cat Radio has recently changed locations and we are not quite yet set up for broadcasting anything other than nothing.

So there will not be a show for me tonight but hopefully by next Friday, 9/8/06, I'll do my show, everything will be back to normal again, and we can all have a big laugh about all of this.